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If your reaction is 'I hope I get something worthwhile for collecting all the Korok Seeds this time' then you have missed the punchline. The reward was bad on purpose. That was the point. You wasted your time. The reward is in doing the thing, so don't expect anything else. Of course, that does put the devs in an interesting position. Do they just give you poop again, or is the joke not as funny twice? Do they give you something even worse, or is that trying too hard? Do they keep the theme, like platinum toilet paper, or is that straining the reality of the situat Throughout our playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom - which amounted to around 70 hours while avoiding many side quests in the interest of saving time - it was hard not to wish for a Switch Pro or something equivalent to help fully realize the dream of this title. The hardware has not, to be clear, impacted the impressive stature of the game or its innovative approach to what made Breath of the Wild great. But here, even more than its predecessor, it becomes obvious just how much the imaginative approach in development that colors Tears of the Kingdom 's Hyrule would benefit from technology that helped make it more seaml Monster & Enemy Lists The Hardest Bosses The Best Yiga Clan Disguises, Ranked The Scariest Enemies The Cutest Enemies, Ranked The Best Horses The Returning Enemies That Weren't In Breath Of The Wild Every Dragon, Ranked The Best New Enemies The Hardest Bo For more swift, flashy water excursions in Tears of the Kingdom, __ it would be interesting if players were able to create swift speed boats capable of zipping across rivers and lakes. These fast boats could be augmented with big waterwheels, propellors, hovercraft curtains, or even (depending on the vehicle recipes in Tears of the Kingdom ) modern accessories like hydrofoils (wing-like struts attached to the bottom of the boat's hull in order to create a lifting effect when moving at high speeds). Ideally, boat parts like these would let Tears of the Kingdom __ players pull off entertaining tricks and stu Any parts that could be used to assemble a tank in Tears of the Kingdom could also be used to assemble an armored boat of some kind, capable of sailing the waterways of Hyrule and devastating nautical enemies with ballista, bomb, or ram. The armored boat vehicles players can craft in Tears of the Kingdom could draw inspiration from pre-modern armored boats such as the spike-roofed turtle ships of legendary Korean Admiral Yi Sun-Sin. The maximum size of these hypothetical battleships would depend very much on the size of waterways in Tears of the Kingdom __ pro The ability to construct an armored land vehicle in Tears of the Kingdom would be an interesting new way to combat enemies during open-world exploration. In the early game of Tears of the Kingdom , players could create simple armored wagons they could drive around in order to ram opponents (something like the round proto-tank from Leonardo's Da Vinci's sketches). As more construction options and parts become available, Tears of the Kingdom players could then add more tank-specific features such as treats or movable turrets with ballista, magical lasers, or other fantasy equivalents to modern artillery cann Both the traditional and modern Autogyro are transitional flying machines that bridge the gap between airplanes and helicopters; Autogyros or gyro-copters, like helicopters, have a central rotor instead of wings, but have a front or back-mounted propeller and fly through the air like an old-school biplane. In the world and story of Tears of the Kingdom , realistic Autogyro vehicles would feel more exotic compared to planes or copt In The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild , players could travel Hyrule on foot, by horse, or by hang glider; the upcoming sequel The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom _ , however, has gone even further, and will give Link the ability to craft and control vehicles for traveling by land, air, and/or water. Several vehicles (crafted with components found throughout Hyrule) were revealed in recent gameplay trailers for _Tears of the Kingdom . These hypothetical vehicles would be especially fun for Tears of the Kingdom __ players to mess w If balloons are the first aerial vehicle that Tears of the Kingdom __ players can craft, dirigibles or blimps may be the next tier of aerial vehicle they can make. 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